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At this point it is wise to pause for a brief moment and check "story continuity."
From a sheer "problem solving" standpoint I thought it would also be wise to review
the entries in relation to the original "rules" set by @xeron in post #1
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Once upon a
time there was
a man with
an extremely large
desire to try
and fit his
nose into the
small hole of
his CPU mount.
He knew it
would be tight
but nevertheless he
really wanted to
overclock his nose.
To succeed, he
would first have
it lubed up
with arctic silver.
Then he needed
Some relief (legal - TOS states "up to three words")
in the form
of his wife's
home made pancakes
,which he promptly
received after waking up his wife and ordering her to make him some (error RTFM)
. Suddenly, in walked (extra credit to xeron for adding the ".")
his girlfriend who
wasn't aware of
the large, hovering
vacuum-cleaner which was (error - "vacuum cleaner" is 2 words)
looming over him
like a big
deal she made
only last week.
Then, an elephant
walked into the
backyard of his
girlfriend's and wife's
while trying to
fiddle with the
sources . list (legal - TOS states "up to three words")
he then went
into an extreme
slow motion and
then began fondling
a small banana
in his pocket
doing the Banana-Dance...(hmm..we'll let the hyphenated word slip this time)
How did this
crazy thread evolve
Suddenly, RoqueFort appeared clutching his swollen (error - RTFM)
book about sex!
, Purchasing it from
Sherman Williams Paint.
RoqueFort opened the
blow-up doll too
but it sprang
a leak, sending
very strange smells

How did this (violations of the thread TOS here - RTFM)
thread get hijacked
onto Roqueforts lovelife
yet again! Arrrgghhh!!

The doorbell rang
and Roquefort saw (Hmm..substitution of a graphic in attempt to get more than the
three words allowed by the thread's TOS)
Amazed by the Speakers-Quality, (error - RTFM)
He turned on
the DVD player
Unfortunatly, he pressed
the 115/230V selector
and fried his
sausage and chips
to a cinder.
. "Thou must obey
The Shaking Monkey"
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@number6

Wonder if anyone would publish it ?

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Sources . list to be read as sources DOT list

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@TrebleSix

Quote:

Wonder if anyone would publish it ?

Sorry. That is 6 words, and yet another violation of this thread's TOS.

#6

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@The_Editor

Quote:

Sources . list to be read as sources DOT list

To date we have not counted punctuation.
Perhaps @xeron (the creator of this thread's TOS), would like to clarify this.

Updated:
Upon re-reading the thread's TOS, "up to three words" are permitted, which
means your post was -indeed- legal.
Please accept the apologies of The Bodie Historical Society.
Post #80 in the thread has now been updated and corrected. (again)

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If you're interested, this is how a different forums story turned out.

(edit: If you click straight to page 8 of that link, you can see the "story so far" without having to go through the thread).

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@xeron

Outstanding link! (I noticed you did not enforce the thread TOS over there)

Hmmm...
I suppose my only real issue here is the massive amount of PMs I am receiving,
referring to your "one" word story thread on AW. (you know, the -other- thread.)
The bulk of the PMs claim that the "one" word story thread is the -only- true
story thread.
Can't we be open to story threads containing 1,2, or even 3 words?
Can't we all just "get along"?

#6

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While I may have violated the story telling TOS, I believe my point was sufficiently valid to put that across

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@_Steve_

Did I say "lol" yet?

#6

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I don't believe I "lol"ed. That's a cheesy grin

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@_Steve_

lol
Do you count this as one word or three words ?

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@Jerryuk007

Depends if you are being pedantic or not I guess

Could be taken either way

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, exhorted a strange

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long and fluffy

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@Jerryuk007

thing on a

@Arnie

spring named Zebedee

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@_Steve_

RoqueFort then realised...

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@Jerryuk007

He'd peed himself

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or so he

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@_Steve_

thought he did

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